Cheesy Pick Up Lines..

Hey
I honestly had a writer's block today and it's rather exhausting. So don't judge me if I write things which I normally wouldn't ever ever ever (never) mention in daily life..yes the most absurd, idiotic, illogical, cockeyed pick up lines. And all the guys out there reading this, using a pick up line really kills all your chances of getting a girl, it really does! I don't know any guy for whom these pick up lines or any in the matter have worked. They don't work AND they make you look like...a Douche...really!
So let's get ready to rumble...Not!
Here are few I picked up from here and there, some has been used on me in past *good old days.lol* and  others I got from internet or have heard of.

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
• You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
• Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• Can I buy you a drink (reply: No) Ok, then buy me one.
• Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
• How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice; Can I get your number?
• I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? ****(WTH....my personal fav. ridicule pick up line) 
• If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous
• Can I at least get a fake number?
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
• If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
• Well here I am. what are your other two wishes?
• Can I have your picture, I want to show santa what i want for Christmas.
• Somebody better inform god, an angel is missing from heaven.

Some comebacks to the most used pick up lines- Girls this might be you ultimate safe haven..Enjoy.

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Maybe. I’m the receptionist at a mental asylum.

Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account. Then the door.”

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

I hope you enjoyed reading it as much I enjoyed collecting these.
xoxo